February 2012
deansdickfreckles:
I wish I was a pan of lasagna
then my life would automatically be delicious and cheesy
and everyone who mattered would love me
c:
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So an article was just posted on OnlineAthens...
Commenter: dont we have enough thugs in athens without inporting atlanta's?
Staff Writer's Response: Yes, all those Midtown Atlanta thugs are going to hop on a bus, ride an hour and 40 minutes, break into your house, steal your flat-screen, work an eight-hour shift at Caterpillar, then ride the bus back to the half-million-dollar condos, flat-screen in tow.
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Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
lob3:
never in my life has one picture made me laugh for two days straight
anthony davis and his unibrow have officially done it
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“I don’t believe there is secular space and sacred space. That’s a worldview...”
– ROB BELL (via bananena)
Kanye West facts
b0nd:
In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”
I just started reading A Prayer for Owen Meany. I can’t stop. I got sixty pages in and was laughing my butt off and already crying. I’m so glad it’s as long as it is. Gonna be so satisfying.
I LOVE YOU JOHN IRVING!
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IN THE YEAR 2012 A.D.
ONLY BUTTS ARE LEFT
A film by Shawn Lyons.
bedbed bed bed bedbed i am going 2 sleep in the bed
hey bed remember me
didnt hang out with you last night coz i locked myself out of the apartment at 1:30 in the morning
miss me bed
missed u boo
comin 4 u
Don G. City: cashcrab: I’m starting a campaign... →
cashcrab:
I’m starting a campaign called “It Gets Better” for those times when you put a post-rock song in the car or somewhere social like that, and your friends who don’t listen to post-rock get bored and complain that “it’s too quiet” or “they don’t even have a singer” before the climax…
lob3 replied to your post: lob3 replied to your post: filmandotherdemons…
there’s never, ever an excuse for a man to put a woman in a hospital. absolutely none and if some dumbass has one, I’d love to meet him and give him a swift side kick to the face.
At least I can rest easy knowing there are dudes out there who are this adamant against any and all forms of domestic violence. This guy...
lob3 replied to your post: filmandotherdemons replied to your post: true…
omg I missed this post elizabeth I’m so sorry :(. I’d fucking break that woman beater in half.
It’s okay, Lawrence! I’m just grateful that you even went back to look at it! All about awareness — I am having to fight the urge to do just that or to call the cops on him for her. She’s in a very...
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filmandotherdemons replied to your post: true life: about to rage out of my mind if i…
oh no :( I hope she’s okay. I’ll keep her in my thoughts. That is just too awful.
Thank you, I really appreciate it. It’s just a really sticky situation and I don’t know what I can do. My immediate reaction was obviously murder.
But, that’s illegal, and also pretty contrary to my...
“Sometimes people don’t want to hear the truth because they don’t want their...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via mymiserylovesyourcompany)
Fox Pundit Says Women In The Military Should... →
ohfuckitsoprah:
stfuconservatives:
(trigger warning for rape, victim-blaming, misogyny)
LIZ TROTTA, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: “But while all of this is going on, just a few weeks ago, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta commented on a new Pentagon report on sexual abuse in the military. I think they have actually discovered there is a difference between men and women. And the sexual abuse report says...
The Magic School Bus
Mrs. Frizzle: Hey class where's Arnold?
Class: He's home sick, Mrs. Frizzle.
Mrs. Frizzle: You...you guys want to uh...you guys wanna go inside him?
true life: about to rage out of my mind
if i didn’t have Jesus in my life i would have logged off my computer by now, written a will on legalzoom.com leaving all of my things to you guys, and then committed murder
just found out that one of my friends was put in the hospital this weekend by the guy that she is or was seeing
he beat the HELL OUT OF HER
and i DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL...
“Rape culture is telling girls and women to be careful about what you wear, how...”
– I might just copy and paste this so I can have this perfect answer ready when people say things like “but how does this “rape culture” actually affect women?” (via watsonesque)
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adventures with auto-correct
what i tried to text: “perfect! I’ll come to your abode”
what i almost sent thanks to auto-chagrin: “perfect! I’ll come to your anus”